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For the second year in a row, Prince William has snagged the title of world’s sexiest bald man.
Yes – the guy with the royal titles, a wardrobe of sensible blazers, and a hairline that’s been in retreat for as long as we can remember – has finally won an accolade he can truly be proud of.
It's an achievement he’ll be able to tell his sons about... when they inevitably start their own journey down the royal path to baldness.
Make no mistake – Wills didn’t claim this crown without a fight. He beat some of Hollywood’s finest to take the top spot.
Let’s dive into exactly how he outshined the competition.
The Criteria Behind the Crown
The 2024 rankings, cooked up by PR agency Reboot Online, use some… let’s say “creative” metrics to determine the winner.
We’re talking head shine (you read that right), facial symmetry according to the golden ratio, height, and general “face appeal.”
William hit a stunning 9.9 out of 10 in these categories.
Take that, Hollywood.
Who William Left in the Dust
Next up on the sexy-bald roster is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, a man who’s basically 90% muscle and 10% eyebrow.
He managed an 8.9 out of 10, which is a solid effort, but still not enough to dethrone the royal.
Meanwhile, Shaquille O'Neal – yes, that Shaq – snagged third, making a massive jump from ninth place last year.
You have to wonder if the scoring committee just likes surprises.
Also in the top five is pro surfer Kelly Slater, with his impressive smile and “golden ratio” worthy face.
Then there’s Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Terry Crews, always a crowd favorite, and none other than Danny DeVito, proving that humor and charisma can make anyone a heartthrob.
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The Comeback Kid: How William Reclaimed the Throne
Prince William won the title in 2021, only to lose it in 2022 to Vin Diesel. Ouch.
But in 2023, he made a spectacular return, grabbing the top spot once more.
This year, he’s defended his title with ease, even debuting a rugged new beard that seems to be causing quite the stir.
Royal watchers and admirers alike are begging him to keep it, adding a little edge to his otherwise clean-cut royal look.
The X Factor
So, what gives William the edge over guys like The Rock, Shaq, and Vin Diesel?
Maybe it’s the charm of his “I don’t try too hard” vibe, or maybe it’s just that royal gleam that dazzles the scoring panel.
Or maybe he uses VITAMAN Scalp Treatment? (Hey - he might!)
One thing’s for sure: Prince William has managed to become the face of sexy baldness, and there’s no sign of him letting go of that crown anytime soon.
With Hollywood icons vying for the title, William’s reign just shows that sometimes, it’s the polished bald look and classic “don’t care” attitude that keep a man on top.
Here’s to another year of the world’s sexiest bald man – because apparently, nobody does it better than the future King.
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